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Whistling Under Water |
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Pucker up your lips and give me a great big kiss. Because you know it's you I'm going to miss. When I'm deep sea diving and I'm only just surviving I'll be whistling under water Because I know your heart, I've caught her. So don't be afraid Because you know we've got it made Authors: Storymaster AU, Alex AU |
Paper Cut |
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Once I had a paper cut It's incredible how much it bled. I very nearly fainted when I saw my blood was red blurred all the paper especially what I read I still feel light headed, so I think I'll go to bed Or maybe I should just, put a band-aid on it instead. then in comes the wife and yells hey Fred go fix your bleeding finger before you get into my bed Oh come on honey, give us a break. My bleeding finger really does ache. What do you think it is going to take? To stop this bleeding for heaven's sake! Maybe I'll dip it into a mug and hope she doesn't see the drips on the rug maybe if I give her a hug She won't think I'm such a big lug. Hey I can't believe what I'm seeing My paper cut's finally stopped bleeding. maybe now I can keep on reading. My first-aid book for triage nursing Authors: Chris AU, Victor US, Alex AU, Jessica AU |
Dancing Flamingos |
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They wanted me to be a pink flamingo but I said NO just let me be a dancing flamingo. So they laughed at me. I didn't care They could all stare I was free. I didn't care that they did glare for I was me Oh I see another dancing joyously and being free Authors: Marilyn AU, Alex AU and Chris AU. |
I am a Superhero! |
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You may not think it true But I was once a superhero! I came, I saw, I helped. Those are the words Uttered by the now aged Superhero, Boundtolords Once he was reknowned throughout the land He always saw and knew what was right for the innocence of his fellow man Boundtolords was slick Never fearing But his weakness lay In a dogs Simple lick His pet named Remorseful always returned the stick They worked joyful, and together These two hero's, now and forever What makes the ancient Boundtolords tick Is it his faithful dogs favourite trick What can that be? why, just when the battle Is about to begin Along comes Remorseful, he begins to sing A whale of a song, so bad it's a sin The evil guys never heard such a din their weapons they dropped their hands to their ears totally in fear superhero I am Boundtolords Authors: Alex AU, Chris AU, Penny AU and Chuck AU |
Let's Party |
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Come on everybody, let's start a party.
invite all your friends even your silly old aunty She will dance on the chairs, even on the tables Drink up all the wine and go sleep in the stable One thing for sure she won't be a bore as she shows her old knickers whilst leaning on the door There will be music, drinking and lots of food. But if you stay late things could get lude. Anyone up for a game of strip poker? Asks Uncle Bill, the practical joker. He lost his clothes in just a matter of seconds. Now he points due north with his weapon that beckons. Authors: Alex AU, Chris AU, Vicki AU, Kylie AU, Jessica AU and Robert US |
Summer Days |
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It is not so much that it is hot but
that the heat makes everything too
hard to think about
That movement is restricted because our energy is slowly leaking out Until with determined fervour we burst out making a huge effort to stand Then, with full beer can in hand, We run, we race towards that ever inviting place, the instant contact with the cool,soft water, the lull of the waves, We plunged in, we bathed' For hours and then off to the bar Where we lulled around and sang with all the old barmaids So please summer never leave Don't let winter start to weave her cold grey web Authors: Penny AU, Nel AU and Alex AU. |