How wonderful to make your acquaintance My name is Francis, head of maintenance I hope you are doing well Authors: storymaster AU, David US

There once was a man from Siberia Who was really rather queeria instead of a hat He wore a cat Oh deary, deary, dearia. Authors: storymaster AU, A.K Hyet US

I'd love to have a crocodile If only for a little while Upon his back Sat on a sack We'd both go sailing down the Nile Authors: storymaster AU, A.K Height GB

There once was an alien from pluto who felt rather saddened, and blue too He'd much like an earthly house Instead of this Mickey Mouse Ice cube that's so far away from you Authors: storymaster AU, Fyri NO, David US

I once had an elephant named Boris Who wished his name could be changed to Doris. He put on a tutu With a fine how do you do, and got his penis changed into a clitoris Authors: Alex AU, Johnboy CA

There once was a parrot named Charlie Who liked to eat corn, rice, and barley. One day he flew to Fiji A long way across the sea And there he stayed forever happy Authors: Bridget US, Alex AU.

There once was a fellow named Fitzgerald. Whose life was hopelessly imperiled, So accident prone was he, That the Queen was forced to decree, 'People stay away' announced the herald. Authors: Jessica AU, Alex AU.

There once was a young lady from Boston Who use to drive a purple aston She travelled one day To a spot near the bay And discovered what street she was lost on. Authors: Alex AU, Storymaster, Bridget US

There once was an old man from Riverstone Who really adored his new mobile phone Extraneous sounds emitted by it Led this old man to sit To push on its buttons Authors: Penny AU, Alex AU.